Tis the Season, No?



We’re in the spirit of deliciousness even more so now!

We are taking Thanksgiving orders from now until we reach capacity or no later than 4pm on November 18 (we need to set our production schedule). We will be open regular hours M, T, Wed of Thanksgiving week, closed on Thanksgiving and “Black Friday,” OPEN on Saturday, November 25 from 8am to 3pm. Please call 434.245.2253 or email paradoxpastryinfo@gmail.com to place your order. Pre-payment is required to confirm all orders. If ordering via email, an online invoice will be sent to you via Square and can be paid online at your convenience.


9” full sized, 5” House, 3” Mini-Pearls – All of our pies start with our incredibly flaky American crust, par-baked to avoid that “soggy bottom of the pie” problem (you know what we’re talking about here) then filled with even more goodness.

  • Dutch Apple Crumb No short cuts here as we take the extra first step of roasting our apples with a wee bit of butter, sugar and vanilla… 23/5.25/4
  • Brown Sugar Buttermilk Quite simply, tastes like “home”… 15/5.25/3.50
  • Full Crust Apple Pie Pure apple bliss, no filler, just apples. And lots of them… 27/6.25/4.25
  • Purely Pumpkin Eggs, whole cream, a bit of ginger and a pinch of nutmeg. Yeah, the good stuff… 16/5.25/3.50
  • Southern Pecan Our perfect balance of sweet and nutty (kind of like my Sugaristas!)… 17/5.25/3.50
  • Chocolate Stout Mousse Pie So not traditional, but really, who cares when it’s this good? Only available in 9” full sized… 28
  • Traditional European Tarts are also available over the holidays and in house daily. 11”/House/ Minis – Almond Cream with Pear or Blueberry Almond, Creamy Limey, Lemon, or Turtle (Pecan, Dulce de Leche and Chocolate) 32/6/1.87 (24 minimum for tartlettes, flavors can be mixed).

Let them Eat Cake!

10” and 8” Rounds, 4 layers of pure decadence

  • Italian Cream Cake, Hands down, Paradox staff favorite. The ultimate butter cake with coconut and pecans and cream cheese frosting. … 56/32
  • Welcome to Autumn Cake Tender Apple Spice Cake with maple cream cheese filling. Cozy up to a loved one or a crackling fire while eating for full snuggle effect. Or just eat it yourself and gloat at your good fortune… 54/28
  • Holiday Red Velvet Cake This cakes delicious interior will not only taste great, but look great for the holidays. Oh, and we’re covering it in tiny white and gold dusted chocolate curls for an extra festive touch!… 54/28
  • Guinness Stout Chocolate Cake Irish Cream Mousseline, Dark Chocolate Ganache… 54/32

House Favorites!  

  • GF Jewish Blueberry Bundt Cake Try to eat just one piece, I dare you… 21
  • GF Chocolate Flourless Torte European chocolate, butter, eggs – Done!
    9”… 27
  • GF Almond Pave French pound cake, a Paradox best seller, 9”… 21
  • GF NY Style Cheesecake Do you know how many times we’ve been told this is the best cheesecake ever?? Yeah, a lot! 10” and 8”… 34/26
  • Butter Rum Bundt Cake Like Grandma used to make, only better… 26


House large/“Tiles” Chocolate Chip, Mama Bergin’s Oatmeal Raisin, Peanut Butter and Friends, Pignoli (GF), Princess Ravioli Sugar, Chewy Gingerbread, Hot Toddy … 2.75/.67 each (1 dozen minimum for “Tiles.”)




Who’s up for’Breakfast? …!       

  • Breakfast Strata The perfect breakfast casserole dish. Just heat and serve and take in the “ooohss and ahhhhs” of how delicious it is. Available in Sausage, Cheddar and Spinach or Mushroom Swiss. Large $56 / Small $32
  • Quiche and GF Fritatas 10” Deep Dish (quiche only) / 9” Traditional / 5” House / 3” “Mini-Pearl” sized (Minimum 12 of one flavor)
    (Spinach Bleu Cheese, Asparagus Leek Chevre, Broccoli Cheddar, Salmon Cream Cheese Fresh Dill, Ham and Cheddar, Bacon Caramelized Onion Parmesan)… 34/17/5.25/3.50
  • Sweet or Savory Croissants, House Sized or Bite-sized minis Spinach Feta, Ham Cheddar, Chocolate, Almond Cream, Maple Cinnamon Twist… 4/.75 (12 minimum per flavor)
  • Butter Croissants Classic perfection. House/Regular Size Only… 2.75
  • Multi-Grain Good Morning Muffins, Mixed Berry or Banana Nut, Regular House Size and Minis … 3/.67 (Minimum 24 per flavor)
  • Tea Breads Pumpkin, Banana Nut, or Lemon Poppy Seed – Delicious! 10/Large Loaf, 6 Small